George W. Bushisms II

The man is a great orator.

(this is a more famous one - 4/9/2002

"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours."

Now a completely wrong quote from, "Family Guy."

"I'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him under water... I'm just like Barbara Bush!"
- Lois.